I want better customization in the world of applications.

Have you ever watched a movie where the hero/heroine has a laptop and needs to find out if the stocks transferred or the bomb exploded or the police are heading their way or the sensors have been tripped and they just hit a few random keys and wham! instant heads-up display.

I want one of those. Preferably, it'll read my mind and tell me what I need to know before I know that I need to know it. Also, it'll give me pop culture references for all occasions. 42!

If the ladder is sliding down the wall and the wall is sliding up the ladder, what is the rate at which an ant crawls over the 3rd rung.